Parks & Rec: No, not the TV show

Well, at least it's not the 80's.
Parks & Rec, 2020
I'm going to start this blog with a disclaimer: I did not like this place, at all. "But Mark," I hear you shouting, "Then why should I even bother reading this?" Because I feel like there is a market for it. And a dude in his 30's who enjoys craft beer and more intimate spaces most definitely is not their target audience. 
Coins, 2020
Branching off of the popular Downtown St. Pete bar of the same name, Parks & Rec Tampa opened in (as far as I can see) 2019. The bar covers an outdoor area, mainly used for giant beer pong and Jenga, an indoor area with a handful of arcade games and a DJ, complete with TV's showing ESPN (because, of course you would), and an upstairs second story with pool tables, air hockey, and a few more games. I counted no less than four different bars, which was impressive for the size of the space used. The entrance to the bar is adorned with security who seem to be st…

Margarita Fest 2017

It's the end of May! That can only mean one thing....


Stormy first heard about the event when some friends of ours had invited us. I'll admit, I'm not much of a liquor drinker. What am I getting myself into? We had ended up in Downtown early, early enough to get our wristbands at event open. We were meeting our friends there later that night, but we might as well check it out now. I was relieved to find that Tito's Handmade Vodka had a tent set up, as this would mean that I wasn't confined to strictly tequila. I quickly acquired a watermelon and vodka drink, which went down quicker than I would have liked, given the heat.

Now, I am a born and raised Tampanian, I can deal with heat. The one thing I think the event missed out on most was shade for those of us who didn't spring for the VIP experience. When we had looked into VIP, it was an added $275 (on top of the $20 we already paid for general admission). It didn't seem like that good of a deal when we looked deeper into it. After merely an hour at the event, we decided to head home and cool off. We'd be back later.


Later finally came and it was time to join our group (not pictured above). We get to the fest and partake in some more margaritas. It had also come to my attention that the Barenaked Ladies would be playing at the event. I've never seen them live, and I was a HUGE fan when I was much younger. This makes me happy! Unfortunately, the opening acts weren't as exciting. Cowboy Mouth was annoyingly pretentious while asking the crowd, "What's our name?" At the time, I didn't know or care. This happened between every song. This also went on for about two hours. A frozen margarita later, and it was time for the main event...


The Barenaked Ladies finally took the stage, and they didn't disappoint. They were incredibly energetic and just as much fun to listen to in person. This definitely wasn't one of those bands that had a hit in the 90's that ends up sucking live. They played favorites such as "The Old Apartment," "If I Had A Million Dollars," "One Week," and "Falling For The First Time," as well as playing the theme to the "Big Bang Theory" in its entirety. They ended the show by covering some of the most popular pop songs from today and years past (TLC's "No Scrubs" being our favorite). Finally, the show was over and it was time to take the Downtowner to get back to our car.



Now, we had read some reviews from the 2016 events and can safely say that we agree with some of them. First thing's first, Stormy had ordered the blood orange margarita from the Jose Cuervo tent, only for them to give her a margarita made with Publix orange juice because they "couldn't find" the blood orange mix. The overwhelming majority of the event was upstairs, however, they didn't advertise that, so the event looks really dead until you finally venture your way up there. When you do find it, though, you're treated to food tents, sponsor tents, and more margarita tents. As states earlier, there was no shade for those who didn't splurge for VIP, and VIP was way overpriced for what you were getting. I'm also not a fan of festivals that have you pay upfront and then have you pay premium prices for small drinks (bottles of water were being sold for $3.50).



That said, not all was bad. The $20 was well worth seeing the Barenaked Ladies. Once the sun wasn't beating down on you, the event became a lot more enjoyable. There were a lot of people there having a good time. Curtis Hixon is always a great venue to host an event at, and the view of Downtown Tampa is breathtaking. Unfortunately, the Hillsborough River was blocked off by a chain link fence, but the view of Downtown more than made up for it. Would we go back? More than likely. I just hope they fix a few of the minor annoyances we had.

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